Slow Rider

Hey there! Here for the Hallowtide festivities?

Name's Zerk. Traveling salesman, candy enthusiast, and the best damned snail breeder this side of the Tigerspine Mountains.

Everyone in Falcorth thought I was crazy for training my snails. But look at me now!

Well I mean... not NOW now. I haven't technically made a sale in some time. But soon! SOON you will look at me and say, "Zerk, you are a Firran who is going places!"

You see, it's a little-known fact that giant snails have a superior sense of smell. These babies can sniff out a teaspoon of sugar a mile away, making them the perfect companion for the annual Hallowtide candy hunts.

How about a free demonstration? Just have a look around and tell me what kind of snail you want. Then I'll show you what a highly-trained racing snail can do!

Do you know what kind of snail you want?

Excellent choice! These snails are the smartest and fastest I've ever trained. I mean.... they're really smart, anyway. Most of 'em. Look, you want a snail or not?